Name

Michael “Aurelian” Seffinga

Description

Look at them, they come to this dimma dome when they know they are not dimma pure. yall use the keys, but they are mere Dimma damn trespassers. Only I, Doug DimmaDome, know the true power of the Dimma Dome. I was cut in Dimma darn half, destroyed, but through it's Dimma Key, the Dome called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these Dimma dumb creatures, they are being led by a false Dimma Dome, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Dome. Behold my brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Dimma Key. Forever bound to the Dome. Let it be known, if yall want true Dimma gosh darn salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Dimma key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Dimma key. But I, Doug DimmaDome, will cleanse this place of their impurity with my magnum Dimma Dong.

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