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CaptJackSparrowXxX
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The name's Captain Jack Sparrow, Savvy?
☠|Name| Thought we covered that?
☠|Mood| Can't tell exactly . . . difficult to explain
☠|Orientation| Love Women
☠|Relationship Status| Single
☠|Love Interest| None. Honestly prefer it that way.
☠|Appearance| *points to the background*
☠|Height| 5'11"
☠|Important Information| Five Words. . . Do Not Touch The Hat. *eyes you suspiciously*
During my life I have faced many foes. Barbossa for instance, he was me first mate that ended up being a traitor and committed mutiny against me. Him and the crew abandoned me on a deserted island with nothing but one shot and my affects. Me and that Bloody Scallywag Hector still don't get along. Then of course, the man. . .or um, squid himself, Davy Jones. That slimy git has been harassing me ever since he found out I was alive (Don't let him know I said that. . .). Then there's Beckett, someone who I had made an encounter with in my past an enemy I have always loathed besides Barbossa.Oh, and how could I forget the Commodore. The man's a moron, honestly.
Right then, forget all that, my current journey is to find the Fountain of Youth. The road ahead will be dangerous and will consist of - but not limited to - zombies, deadly mermaids, and cutthroats. Oddly, I've got the strangest feeling that something bad is going to happen. . .just hope that bad feeling in my guts is just from the lack of rum recently. . .
"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly . . . stupid."
{Mr. Gibbs} "Mother's love. Jack! You should know better then to wake a man when he's sleepin'. It's bad luck."
"Ah, fortunately I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking."
{Mr. Gibbs} *thinks in confusion for a moment then nods in agreement* "Aye. That'll about do it."
☠|Name| Thought we covered that?
☠|Mood| Can't tell exactly . . . difficult to explain
☠|Orientation| Love Women
☠|Relationship Status| Single
☠|Love Interest| None. Honestly prefer it that way.
☠|Appearance| *points to the background*
☠|Height| 5'11"
☠|Important Information| Five Words. . . Do Not Touch The Hat. *eyes you suspiciously*
During my life I have faced many foes. Barbossa for instance, he was me first mate that ended up being a traitor and committed mutiny against me. Him and the crew abandoned me on a deserted island with nothing but one shot and my affects. Me and that Bloody Scallywag Hector still don't get along. Then of course, the man. . .or um, squid himself, Davy Jones. That slimy git has been harassing me ever since he found out I was alive (Don't let him know I said that. . .). Then there's Beckett, someone who I had made an encounter with in my past an enemy I have always loathed besides Barbossa.Oh, and how could I forget the Commodore. The man's a moron, honestly.
Right then, forget all that, my current journey is to find the Fountain of Youth. The road ahead will be dangerous and will consist of - but not limited to - zombies, deadly mermaids, and cutthroats. Oddly, I've got the strangest feeling that something bad is going to happen. . .just hope that bad feeling in my guts is just from the lack of rum recently. . .
"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly . . . stupid."
{Mr. Gibbs} "Mother's love. Jack! You should know better then to wake a man when he's sleepin'. It's bad luck."
"Ah, fortunately I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking."
{Mr. Gibbs} *thinks in confusion for a moment then nods in agreement* "Aye. That'll about do it."
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